Herts Jazz Festival is at Welwyn Garden City and here we are. Me and Pete and Ian and Charmie. Welwyn Garden City is truly green. It is, em, a garden. I'm thinking...we could do this in Salford. Have we missed a trick up in Manchester? More trees, please. Charmie is going to tell me all about the jazz later...then I'll tell you. Ah, nice biscuits in the hotel room. Why does that make me so happy.